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Posted 5 months ago
Posted 5 months ago
Hey, it’s about as plausible as all of us dying from a Mayan calendar.
Posted 5 months ago
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u have to sleep on some dirt before u can appreciate the grass-ssg binghamhow can we change the world if we aint willing to change ourselves- biggy smalls
heros get remembered, but legends never die. follow your heart kid and ull never go wrong-babe ruth(sandlot)
When there's no more room in Hell, the dead shall walk the earth.--Dawn of the Dead
Its not up to u when it is ur time. U are given time all u have to do is find out wat to do with this time that is given to u-gandolf
"You took what was left of the good in me"- adtr
We're all whores some of us just get paid- chiodos
You're letting your hopes go straight to hell,
And I know the end is near- sksk
Anybody who believes that the way to a man's heart is through his stomach flunked geography. ~Robert Byrne, quoted in 1,911 Best Things Anybody Ever Said, 1988
"I'm a victim of circumstance"-john wayne gacy
"Get busy living or get busy dying." - shawshank redemption (andy)
"We have nothing to fear but running out of beer."-futurama
"On my signal, unleash hell!"-gladiator
"One bright day in the middle of the night, two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other, drew their swords and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise and came and killed those two dead boys."-haunting in conn.
ima soldier in the us army national guard 88m. im a very easy to get along with person but im quick to let u know when ur acting retarded but it truely takes alot to make me mad. i am abundant in friends. I'm a pretty laid back guy I keep it real. Ull ether love me or hate me ether way its chill. I'm pretty much down for watever any ?s ask away.
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